SHOULD OLD OFFENSES BE FORGOT?
(Parody of Auld Lang Syne)
Lyrics by Don Caron / Music - Scottish Folk Song
And never brought to mind?
For those who hope to not get caught,
to forget’s a thing sublime!
They may have groped and grabbed a bit!
They like to fault the lass!
Please notice that the president
could not pass up a pass.
It’s in their nature don’t ye know,
in their genetic code;
No wonder why the handsome prince
is depicted as a toad.
But leaders have a higher call
including self-restraint
It’s not like we lookin' to
canonize them as a saint.
and remember to be sure,
she never once invited you
to play with her coiffure.
So raise your glass to dinosaurs
who n’er learned to behave
Their brains are always on all fours
and will be so to the grave.
Their days are past their time is done
we watch them as they go
in shame departing one by one
yet the worst refuse to go.
How can we teach our daughters and sons
to act with grace and love,
with poor example from the top
we cannot soon get rid of?
Should offenses be forgot
and never brought to mind?
should that be so, the lesson taught,
bodes ill for womankind.
Should that be so, the lesson taught,
bodes ill for all mankind.
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