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WHEN IS A NEW LIFE A LIFE-THE BIBLE'S DECLARATION

Man is NOT ALIVE until he/she takes their FIRST BREATH. It's in the Bible. It must be true. Or is this one of the vast, brobdingnagian, immense quotes from the Bible they simply choose to ignore, since it doesn't fit their purpose. 

(Right-winger) "I know what I believe, and I believe in the Bible as written by God."
(Interviewer) "All of it?"
(RW) "Yes. It's the Gospel." 
(Int) " What about working on the Sabbath?"
(RW) "Well...uh,.. that's hard. We have to work."
(Int) "But the Bible says your neighbor is allowed to kill you."
(RW) "They wouldn't do that." 
(Int) "Why? It's in the Bible?"
(RW) "Oh, you liberals always say these things. Ha ha ha."
(Int) "So, if it's in the Bible, it's not always true."
(RW) "Well, yes. I mean, no, I mean, God gave us free will."
(Int) "Oh, so you can pick and choose which parts you'll believe in and which you'll ignore?"
(RW)" Oh, no. The Bible is sacrosanct." 
(Int) "OK. The Bible says life begins when man takes his first breath?"
(RW) "Right...?"
(Int) "You say, ignoring God AND the Bible, that life begins at conception."
(RW) "That's true."
(Int) "Well, which is it, first breath or conception?"

(RW) (walking away) "Oh you liberals, ha, ha, ha. You're so funny."

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